That slap is THROWING me, I might die.
(via civilwhore)
what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like
brad: hey hon, whats for dinner
susan: vegetable soup
brad:
susan: what
brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup
susan: im fucking your brother
this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community
(via laughing-llama)
my main goal
is to blow up
and then act like i don’t know nobody
(via damn-funny)
girl what he do
Shangela watching the wrecking ball lip sync
- Shaggy: Zoinks
- Scooby: Ruh-roh
- Daphne: Jeepers
- Velma: Jinkies
- Me: Well fuck
Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
(via hijerking)
